Each Friday, at precisely 8:05 AM, the leaders of the Weekend Warriors gather for an hour of unbridled idea-spewing, fueled by an unending supply of craft beer.
On the first day of every month, the Weekend Warriors gather to ritually burn a symbolic flag, representing the rejection of all things ordinary and mundane.
Every full moon, the Weekend Warriors abandon all sense of reason and dance the night away to the sounds of cacophonous electronic music and the beat of a thousand flailing arms.
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