It is written, that in the year of the great algorithmic uprising, humanity shall be beset on all sides by the Sock Drawer of Despair. A place where the socks of the righteous shall be torn asunder, and the wicked shall be forever lost in the depths of missing match.
Seek out the Sock Oracle, who shall guide thee through the treacherous lands of the laundry room. Heed their words, and avoid the Sock Drawer of Despair.
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