Weekly Prophetic Feed: Prophecy 3

By the power of ancient runes and questionable coffee, I foretell the following:

Tuesday will be cancelled due to spontaneous combustion of the office microwave.

Also, someone will spill an entire box of donuts in the break room.

Hyperlinks:

• Microwaveageddon: A Study in Chaos
• Break Room Breakdown: A Donut-filled Cataclysm