Weekly Routine

Welcome to the most exciting weekly routine ever! Every week, we'll guide you through a series of activities designed to make you a better human being.

Monday: Wake Up, Stare at the Ceiling

Start the week off right by staring at the ceiling for exactly 27 minutes. No, really, it's a scientific fact that this helps you focus. Don't @ us.

Tuesday: Learn a New Skill

This week, we're learning the art of Extreme Ironing. Yes, it's a real thing. Google it.

Wednesday: Eat a Whole Pizza by Yourself

It's a scientific fact that eating an entire pizza in one sitting will give you superpowers. Don't question it, just do it.