It's Monday
You know what that means...
No, it's not what you think. We're not talking about the usual Monday blues or Monday morning dread.
We're talking about MONDAY, the day of the week that's specifically designed for diets.
Yes, you heard that right. A day of the week where the sole purpose is to restrict your eating habits, cut out the carbs, and pray to the altar of kale.
So, buckle up, Buttercup! Today's menu includes:
- Spinach and mushroom omelette (with a side of regret)
- Quinoa salad with a hint of desperation
- Protein smoothie with a splash of boredom
And don't even get us started on the recipes page...