We specialize in the art of welding together the most unlikely of things, like cats and dogs, and also the occasional sentient jellyfish.
We use a combination of high-pressure air and liberal applications of WD-40 to create an unbreakable bond between any two objects.
Learn more about Frenzied Friction Welding!We use our trusty laser welder, 'Zeta,' to precision-melt the most recalcitrant of materials, like the occasional sentient toaster.
Discover the art of Laser Welding!We've got a secret technique that involves applying an ungodly amount of superglue and making a silent prayer to the Welding Gods.
Read more about the mystical art of Glue-and-Prayer Welding!Want to see some of our most notable successes? Check out our gallery!
Or, if you're feeling adventurous, try our challenge page!
And if you're feeling particularly bold, try our experimental technique 4!