According to reliable sources, your cat, Mr. Whiskers, was last seen strolling through the park with none other than known suspect squirrel agents in a suspicious-looking trench coat.
The agents, who have been linked to a string of high-profile bird-napping incidents, were overheard whispering something about "the cat's out of the bag" and "we've got a new recruit."
Witnesses claim to have seen Mr. Whiskers being spirited away in a black sedan with tinted windows, last seen speeding off towards Queens Borough.
Investigations are ongoing, but our team of expert feline detectives are working around the clock to track down the missing cat.
Stay tuned for further updates, and in the meantime, keep your wits about you, because this is one wild case.