Case File 001: The Vanishing of Whiskers McMeowface

Our feline overlord, Whiskers McMeowface, has gone missing. Theories abound, but facts are scarce.

Suspects:

The Suspicious Neighbor That Creepy Cat Lady That One Nerd from Across the Street Whiskers McMeowface

Investigation is ongoing.

Stay vigilant, citizens. Your feline friends are counting on you.

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