What Happens When You Leave the Building

It's a question that has puzzled philosophers, scientists, and coffee shop patrons for centuries. But fear not, for we have the answers.

Theories

• Leaving the Building According to Relativity
• Leaving the Building in a Quantum Fluctuation
• Leaving the Building in a Desperate Panic

Or, if you'd rather not think about it, you could try:

• Mind-Numbing Activities to Distract You from the Horror
• Fortnite: The Building Escape Simulator