Other Days of the Week

What Happens When They're Not as Exciting as Tuesday

It's a little-known fact that the days of the week are secretly a hierarchical society.

• Wednesday: The middle-management level of the week, where everyone's just trying to get through the meeting.
• Thursday: The day of the week that's just a placeholder for when you can finally think about Tuesday again.
• Funday: A mythical day that exists only in the dreams of the overworked and underpaid.
• Monday: The day of the week that's just a cruel joke.
• Saturday: The day of the week that's just a distant memory.
• Sunday: The day of the week that's just a never-ending hangover.

But what about Tuesday? Ah, Tuesday is the true royalty of the week. The day of the week that makes all other days possible.