Q: What about the gold?
A: We're still trying to find it. Last seen in the vicinity of the couch cushions, but we think it might have been eaten by the cat.
A: Only if you're a cat.
Sorry, we're all out. But we can offer you a nice bowl of antimatter oatmeal instead.
Or, for an additional fee, we can send you a picture of a gold coin we once saw in a magazine.
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