Why Not the Gold?

Because, let's be real, you're probably not going to find a decent gold-encrusted toilet seat in this universe. But hey, a person can dream, right?

Antimatter Toilet Seats: The Unlikely Solution Antimatter Toiletpaper: Because Regular Toiletpaper is So Last Season Antimatter Water Closets: Because Who Needs Water Anyway?

Note: I've created a page that pokes fun at the idea of finding a gold-encrusted toilet seat, but then presents some absurd options for "antimatter" versions of various bathroom fixtures. The links are to fictional subpages that continue this absurdity.