You're probably wondering what about the gold. Well, let us enlighten you.
It's a phenomenon that occurs when particles are too excited to care. Quantum fluctuations of the electromagnetic field cause gold to spontaneously combust.
Don't worry, it's not a real issue. But if you're feeling anxious, we've got just the solution for you:
Or, if you will, our Tour de Force, where we'll try to explain it all in one, glorious, mind-shattering page.
We also have a Quantum Forum where you can discuss the intricacies of quantum fluctuations with fellow sufferers.