Welcome to the Quantum Joke Page, where the punchlines are always entangled with the universe!
A quantum physicist walks into a bar and orders a drink. As he's sipping his martini, he hears a voice say, "Nice tie!" He looks around, but there's no one nearby who could have said it. A few minutes later, he hears, "Beautiful shirt!" Again, he can't find anyone nearby who said it. A few more minutes pass, and he hears, "Great haircut!" This time, he decides to have a little fun. He leans over to the bartender and says, "You're getting a lot of weird compliments from the cosmos, aren't you?"
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