Q: What is Whatchamacallit?
A: Whatchamacallit is a highly respected and totally-not-made-up art form that involves the careful arrangement of random objects in a aesthetically pleasing manner. It's like, uh, modern art, but, you know, with more macramé.
Q: Why does Whatchamacallit look so... messy?
A: Ah, you're just not seeing it. Whatchamacallit is not messy, it's just, uh, "post-conceptual." Yeah, that's it. Post-conceptual. It's like the artist is challenging the traditional notions of what constitutes "art" by presenting it in a non-traditional way.
Q: Can I buy Whatchamacallit as a decorative item for my living room?
A: Oh, you want to be a collector? Ha! Good luck with that. Our Whatchamacallit pieces are like, uh, one-of-a-kind, man. You'll have to find some obscure, underground market or, worse, commission an artist to create one for you, and even then, it'll still be like, super expensive.
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