Whatchamacallit's Guide to Mind Control

By using these methods, you'll be able to control the minds of your enemies, friends, and family members with ease!

Method 1: The Classic "I'm-Right-About-Everything" Technique

Wave your hand in front of their face, and they'll do your bidding. It's simple, yet effective. See more techniques

Method 2: The "I'm-Your-Favorite-Relative" Technique

Call them by a name that's not their own, and they'll start to question their own identity. See more techniques

Method 3: The "I'm-a-Professional-Confidence-Consultant" Technique

Pay them to do your bidding, and they'll think it's their idea. See more techniques

Don't have any questions, do you? You should, because these methods won't work on everyone. Frequently Asked Questions