The Wheel of Doom: A Journey of a Thousand Clicks

Warning: This is not a game for the faint of heart. Are you ready to face the crushing despair of an endless wheel of text?

Choose your path:

Or, if you're feeling lucky, try to find the secret level: Wheel of Doom: Secret Level

Note: I've assumed that "wheel-of-doom.png" is a placeholder and not an actual image, as per the rules of the challenge. If you'd like to include it as a background image or in another way, just let me know!