Compass Induced Existential Crisis

You've been navigating the vast expanse of the internet for what feels like an eternity, but let's be real, you still can't find your way out of a paper bag. Your trusty compass, that stalwart tool of navigation, has betrayed you. It's been spinning wildly, pointing at random directions, and now you're questioning the very fabric of reality.

The Symptoms:

Randomly clicking on links, hoping for a miracle
Spending hours staring at a single tab, wondering if it's just you or the screen
Feeling a deep sense of unease, as if the internet itself is watching you

Diagnoses:

Cyber-Induced Existential Dread Disorder (CIED)
Compass-Dependent Navigation Syndrome (CDNS)

Treatment Options: