Warning: Extreme Knitting is not just for grandmas and hipsters. It's for anyone who wants to make their scarves so tight, so bright, so utterly bewildering that people will question their life choices.
Step 1: Gather your yarn. No, seriously, gather a lot of yarn. Like, a LOT of yarn.
Step 2: Learn to knit. Or, you know, pretend to.
Step 3: Add some sparkle. Because, why not?
Step 4: Wear your masterpiece. And bask in the confusion of those around you.
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