Whimsy Wonderland Manifesto

Article I: The Right to be Ridiculously Happy

In Whimsy Wonderland, we believe that happiness is not just a feeling, but a fundamental right. We demand that all citizens be entitled to a daily dose of absurdity, illogical wonder, and unadulterated joy.

Article II: The Obligation to be Bafflingly Confused

Article III: The Power of Sudden, Uncontrollable Laughter

Article IV: The Freedom to be Utterly, Completely, and Totally Baffled