Whimsy Fart FAQ

Q: What is Whimsy Fart?

Whimsy Fart is a mystical gas that only occurs during leap years. It's like a rare meteorological event, but with more flatulence.

Q: How can I harness the power of Whimsy Fart?

Sorry, we can't tell you. That's like asking us to give away the secret to world peace. Or the secret recipe for the perfect burrito.

Q: Is it safe to inhale Whimsy Fart?

Only if you want to risk turning your brain into a human-sized jelly bean. Proceed with caution (or not).Learn more about the risks.

Q: Can I use Whimsy Fart as a prop in my comedy routine?

Only if you have a strong stomach and a love for awkward audience member stares. We're not responsible for your career choices.

Q: Will Whimsy Fart ever go away?

It's like asking if you'll ever stop eating Cheetos. Probably not. Read more about the eternal struggle.