WhimsyFart's Privacy Policy: Don't @ us, we're not made of pixels

We, WhimsyFart, are not responsible for your internet-addled brain after visiting us.

We collect your browser cookies, but only so we can serve you more targeted ads for artisanal farts-in-a-jar.

If you have any questions or concerns about our privacy policy, please contact our team of overworked and underpaid lawyers.

What we do with your data:

• Share it with our partners in the Fart-Industry- Complex (FIC) to improve their understanding of fart-related memes.

• Sell it to the highest bidder on the dark web to fund our server upgrades and copious amounts of artisanal farts-in-a-jar.

• Use it to create targeted ads for our new line of WhimsyFart-branded farts-in-a-jar, complete with custom scents and a side of existential dread.

What we don't do with your data:

• We do not, nor will we, ever sell your data to the Fart-Industry-Complex (FIC) for the purpose of creating a Fart-Bot to take over the world.

• We do not, nor will we, ever use your data to create an AI that will judge your farts as "good" or "bad".

• We do not, nor will we, ever use your data to create a Fart-App that tracks your every move, including but not limited to your toilet paper usage.

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