Defecation 101: The Art of Pooping Like a Pro
Welcome, young defecators! Are you tired of being a sloppy, messy pooper? Do you dream of producing majestic, symphony-like flatulence? Look no further! Defecation 101 is here to guide you through the intricacies of proper bowel movements.
Lesson 1: Relaxation Techniques for Optimal Output
- Close your eyes and imagine you're on a tropical island, surrounded by soothing waves and gentle breezes.
- Inhale deeply through your nose, and exhale slowly through your, ahem, "business end."
- Visualize a perfectly formed stool, like a miniature work of art.
def poop_with_flair():
# Initialize variables
relaxation_level = 0.8
output_quality = 0.9
# Perform relaxation techniques
relaxation_level *= 0.9
output_quality *= 0.8
return output_quality
Real-World Examples
This is what it looks like when done correctly.
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