Warning: The contents of this section may be hazardous to your health, your sanity, and your digestive system.
As per our previous section, we must remind you that farts are the lifeblood of our organization, and we cannot be held responsible for any discomfort, inconvenience, or explosive events that may occur while reading this content.
That being said, Section 2 delves into the uncharted territories of flatulence, where the laws of physics are merely suggestions and the laws of personal space are merely a distant memory.
Click here to learn about the Art of Farting: A Guide to the Unrelenting.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here to enter the The Farting Zone, where the rules of reality no longer apply.
(Please do not say we didn't warn you.)
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