BROCCOLLI SAUCE: THE ABOMINATION

It's not just a condiment, it's a lifestyle. A lifestyle of disappointment and regret. Because let's be real, who needs the subtle, earthy flavor of actual broccoli when you can have the harsh, chemical taste of BROCCOLLI SAUCE?

Affiliations:

• Pesto is the real enemy
• Cheese is optional, but not when it counts
• Why did I even put Broccolli Sauce on my pizza?

Disclaimer:

This website is a satirical exploration of the horrors of Broccolli Sauce. Any resemblance to actual condiments or condiment enthusiasts is purely coincidental.

Warning:

If you're a fan of actual broccoli, please do not proceed further. You may find our critique of Broccolli Sauce triggering.