The Whine Complaints Department: Condiment Conundrum

Where the Condiment Conundrum Never Ends

Welcome to the Whine Complaints Department, where our condiment conundrum is never resolved! It's a world where the ketchup is always too sweet, the mustard is too spicy, and the mayonnaise is just... well, mayonnaise.

We've got a real mess on our hands, folks! It seems our condiment shelves are in disarray. Someone's been tampering with the salt and pepper shakers, and now we've got a flavor crisis on our hands!

Solutions

We're working on it, folks! In the meantime, here are some proposed solutions:

• Mayo Mayhem: Replace the mayonnaise with a more... interesting mayonnaise.
• Ketchup Kinetics: Redesign the ketchup bottle to reduce the likelihood of spills.
• Spicy Sabotage: Identify and address the source of the spicy mustards.

Departmental Briefs

Catch up on the latest departmental briefs and memos:

• Condiment Conundrum, 2022-01-01: The Mayonnaise Debacle
• Condiment Conundrum, 2022-02-01: The Ketchup Conspiracy
• Condiment Conundrum, 2022-03-01: The Mustard Mishap

Employee Grievances

Our employees are speaking out!

"I'm fed up with the condiment conundrum!" says Jane, Departmental Secretary.

"I just want to work with ketchup, not mayonnaise!" says Bob, Condiment Technician.

We're listening, folks. We really are.