Hipster Identity Crisis

As a hipster, I've been feeling lost and disconnected from the world. I've got a man-bun, a beard, and a man-bag. But is it just a phase?

Am I just a poser, or am I the real deal?

I mean, I've got a vinyl record collection that's all, like, totally curated and shit, but have I ever actually listened to any of those records? I've got a fixie bike that's, like, super vintage and artisanal, but do I even know how to change a tire? I've got a beard that's like, so meticulously groomed, but have I ever even grown it myself?

Is it just a facade? Am I just a hipster trying to fit in? Or am I the genuine article?

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