Overpriced Broccoli: The Whine

Why do you have to pay $12 for a head of broccoli? Is that even worth it?

I mean, I get it, it's organic and locally sourced and all that jazz. But seriously, who can afford that?

Take it up with the overpriced salads

Broccoli is just a scam

It's just a fancy word for "cabbage with more fiber"

I'm not buying it.

Learn about the stealth veggies

I just want to cry about it

I mean, what's next? Charging us per pixel for a picture of a vegetable?

When do I get to just walk into the store and buy some decent produce that doesn't break the bank?

Ponder the price gouge of pizza