The Great Temperature Whine

Why won't the air conditioner turn on in this sweltering heat?

Is it not a fundamental human right to not be a human torch in the middle of July?

Apparently not, because I'm stuck here sweating like a sinner in a sauna.

Get me out of these ragged clothes! Just let me be a human popsicle!
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Disclaimer: Not responsible for actual temperature control or sweat-induced damage.