We, the thermostat rebels, will no longer be silenced by the tyranny of 68 degrees. We demand a temperature range of 72 degrees or higher, or we will rise up against those who would oppress us with their cold, unforgiving chill.
Join us in our fight for thermostatic freedom! Read our manifesto and learn how you can participate in our revolution.
Together, we can make the world a warmer place, one thermostat at a time.