Advanced Social Avoidance Techniques

For those who want to avoid people, but still look cool while doing it.

Technique 1: The Art of Pretending to be Busy

You know, I'd love to help you, but I'm on a deadline. Can you call me back later? Maybe in 2025?

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Technique 2: The Power of the Silent Treatment

Just stare at me for 10 seconds, then walk away. It's a classic.

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Technique 3: The Art of the Fake Phone Call

Excuse yourself to take an emergency phone call. It's not an emergency, but it'll give you time to think.

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Technique 4: The Power of the Fake Meeting

Call a meeting, but don't show up. The others will be so confused.

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