Expertly avoids tasks, expertly excuses.
Spends hours pondering hypotheticals, never gets anything done.
Has a PhD in doing absolutely nothing productive.
Lost in a sea of dirty laundry, forever searching for the perfect matching sock.
Spends hours scrolling through YouTube, one click at a time.
Hides entire pantries full of chips, cookies, and energy bars.
Lost in a world of fantasy, never lands in reality.
Spends hours binge-watching Netflix, expertly avoiding work.
Surfing the web, one tab at a time.
Expertly finds a reason to delay, every single time.