Whirly Bits Wizardry

Welcome to Whirly Bits Wizardry, where the air is sweet with the scent of failure! Our expert team of Whirly Wizard Engineers has crafted a series of flying contraptions that will surely leave you... well, not actually flying, but at least entertained.

Our latest invention, the Whirly-5000, has been in development for years, but we're finally ready to share it with the world! This magnificent flying machine is equipped with:

• Aerodynamic stabilizers that will keep you upright, but not actually lift you off the ground.
• A state-of-the-art navigation system that will take you on a merry chase around the room.
• A built-in snack bar serving only the finest non-edible fuel.

But wait, there's more! Our team has also created:

• The Whirly-Wizard's Guide to Not Flying, a comprehensive guide to the art of falling down.
• The Flying Failures Gallery, featuring our best attempts at flight.

Explore our site for more Whirly Wizardry goodness, including:

• Failure 101: The Fundamentals
• Whirly Whirly Whirlys: The Art of Not Flying

(Please note that our site is still under construction, and may not actually be functional. But that's just part of the fun, right?)