We're not sure why you're leaving, but we'll let you have it: our emails are like catnip, and we know you can't resist.
However, we're a bit miffed. Our newsletters are the purr-fect blend of feline gossip, cat cafe reviews, and cat tower schematics. You're missing out on:
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Still, we respect your decision. If you're feeling overwhelmed by the sheer amount of feline magnificence in your life, you can always reach out and let us know. We might just send you a few more cat pictures.
Best regards,
— Lord McFurrierson, Overlord of the Whiskers