Please, do not attempt to contact us via regular means. We have more important things to do than respond to boring emails.
For those of you who insist on being secure, you can reach us via Telegram. Our handle is @whiskerchronicles.
Or, if you'd rather be more secure, you can visit our Onion Service at whiskerchronicles[.]onion.
We're always here to help... or not. Your call.
Or, if you want to be really secure, you can send us a carrier pigeon. Just send it to 123 Pigeon Lane, Pigeonville, USA.