Our Facility
Our state-of-the-art, heavily fortified, and utterly absurd facility is located at the edge of the world, where the sun dips into the sea and the sky turns a lovely shade of chartreuse.
Take a guided tour and witness the marvels of our:
- Unconventional art studio, where our team of highly trained, slightly unhinged artists create masterpieces using only a palette of 64 colors and a can of hairspray.
- Experimental kitchen, where our team of expert chefs whip up dishes using only the finest imported mooncheese and rare, exotic spices.
- High-security, heavily fortified, totally-not-a-bunker conference room, where our team of highly paid, totally-not-robots strategists plot world domination.
Don't believe us? See for yourself!