EPICENTER

The Heart of Whisker Chronicles

Where the bravest warriors come to sharpen their claws.

Home to the infamous Whisker Wizard, the greatest hero the world has ever known.

Visit us for:

Epicenter Hero

Or, you know, just come for the free catnip.

Submissions:

We accept applications from brave warriors seeking to join the Whisker Wizard's elite team.

Submit your application today, if you dare.

Don't forget to include your battle scars and catnip preferences.

Apply Now

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