Furry Frenemy Report #002

It is with great pleasure that I, Agent Fuzzypaws, submit this report on the nefarious activities of Whiskerface.

Whiskerface, a notorious feline of questionable moral character, has been observed engaging in the following illicit activities:

• Stealing all the catnip in the neighborhood.
• Engaging in high-stakes cat laser tag tournaments.
• Masterminding a feline Illuminati.

Further investigation is needed to bring Whiskerface to justice.

This report is confidential, but feel free to share with your feline overlords.

Remember, a good agent always keeps a cleanæk.