Phase 1 Briefing: Catnip Market Survey

Executive Summary

In a shocking turn of events, our top-secret catnip market analysts have discovered that cats are willing to trade their affection for catnip in exchange for an 80% off on laser pointers. This has sent shockwaves throughout the feline community, and our team has been deployed to survey the damage.

Phase 2 Annotations Catnip Market Trends Catnip Market Surveys

Key Findings

  1. 80% off on laser pointers is the new standard in feline trade negotiations.
  2. Whisker-chronicles analysts estimate the average cat will sell out its entire 9-to-5 stash of catnip in 3 hours or less.
  3. Our top-secret catnip market analysts have gone dark, and we can only assume they are either on catnip-fueled vacations or trapped in an infinite loop of feline-themed cat memes.