We have returned from the heart of the Feline Uprising, our whiskers still twitching from the catnip-fueled frenzy. The mission was a success, but not without its casualties. Captain Meowington III was last seen attempting to high-five the enemy's laser pointer, and Dr. Purr-cy was forced to perform an emergency dental procedure on a particularly aggressive calico.
After-Action Report reveals a disturbing trend of cats developing sentience in the enemy's server room. Further investigation is required.
