Bristle: The Unapologetic Bane of Society

Meet the Team

Bristle McSizzle Dr. Bristlestein T-Bone Bristle

Our Mission:

We are an elite group of Bristle specialists dedicated to spreading chaos and mayhem throughout the land. Our motto: "If it's not broke, we'll break it."

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Our Methods:

We utilize an arsenal of high-tech gadgets and an unrelenting commitment to anarchy. Our methods include (but are not limited to):

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