We're glad you're interested in contacting us! Please note that we're a highly secretive organization of whisker experts, so be prepared for a series of absurd and confusing challenges to prove your worthiness.
Fill out the form below, and if you're lucky, we might just send you a response. Maybe.
Or, if you're feeling particularly adventurous, you can try contacting us through our whisker-snail-mail. Yes, that's a thing.
Learn about our Secret Whisker Society for more information on our clandestine organization.