Whisker Consulting: Frequently Asked Questions

What do I need to do to get a consultation with Whisker Consulting?

Fill out the contact form on our Contact Us page with a clear description of your existential crisis.

How much do your consultations cost?

Prices vary based on the complexity of your crisis. Our rates range from $0 (free) to $1,000,000 (you're really, really stuck, aren't you?)

Are Whisker Consulting's services available to cats?

No, cats are too smart. They just want to nap, and we don't want to disturb them.

Can I get a refund if I don't like your services?

Only if you can prove that our services have not, in fact, changed your life for the better. We're watching you.