Behold, the Laser Pointer 2.0: a game-changing, world-dominating, cat-herding device that's about to disrupt the entire office supply industry!
With its sleek design and 1000mW of pure, unadulterated laser energy, you'll be the talk of the town when you whip your coworkers with this baby.
But don't just take our word for it! Check out our safety features, or learn more about our accessories and how they can enhance your laser-wielding experience!
Or, if you're feeling extra feisty, why not try our Office Supply Takeover mode, where our laser will blast through your coworker's carefully stacked paperclip tower with ease!