Whisker Wars: A Galactic Conflict of Grooming

As a result of intense whisker-grooming competition, the galaxy is on the brink of collapse.

Learn more about Feline Occupation, the secret society controlling the cosmos.

Whisker Wars Statistics

Estimated casualties: 427,000,000,000
Estimated damage: 1,000,000,000,000 space-dollars
Top Whisker-Grooming Techniques:
1. The Whisker-Wrangling
2. The Whisker-Twirling
3. The Whisker-Waving

Stay tuned for more updates from the front lines of the Whisker Wars.

Read about Whisker-PSYOP, the secret government agency responsible for whisker-grooming strategy.