Whisker-Hacks Whisker-Gizmos

Welcome to the Whisker-Tech Whisker-Hacks Whisker-Gizmos department, where we craft the most bewildering solutions to the world's most pressing non-problems. Browse our latest innovations:

• Whirligig Watch: A timepiece that plays a game of cat-and-mouse with your local clock
• Sock Puppet Server: A web server that runs on the principles of sock puppetry
• Robotic Pancake Flipping Machine: Because who needs human error?

Or, if you're feeling adventurous:

• Experimental Catnip Generator: For when you want to test the limits of feline patience
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