Whisker Wizard's Cookie Policy: The Unyielding Truth

In the land of Whisker Wizard, cookies are a matter of utmost importance. As such, we have crafted a policy that shall be etched in the annals of time like the Great Cookie Heist of 3056.

What We Track

• Every whisker twitch, every sniff of the wind.
• Your every click, tap, and scroll.
• We're watching you, like the Great Eye of Brie.

Our cookies are like wisps of magic smoke, following you everywhere. They know all, see all, and report back to our Great Overlord, Whisker Wizard himself.

What We Use Them For

• To monitor your every move, a la the all-seeing eye of the Ministry of Magic.
• To optimize our website for the most discerning whisker.
• To predict your every purchase, so we can send you more whisker-themed merchandise.

So, you've been warned. You can't escape the Whisker Wizard's all-encompassing gaze. But hey, it's all in the name of progress, right?