**Cookie Tasting Notes**
As a renowned Whisker Wizard, I, Flibberflam Floopet, have been entrusted with the sacred duty of savoring the world's most enchanting cookies. My whiskers quiver with anticipation as I take on the challenge of discerning the subtle nuances between a well-crafted Chocolate Chip and a mediocre Sugar Cookie.
**Current Cookie Rating System:**
**Cookie Conundrums**
I'm currently wrestling with the enigma of the Pink Unicorn Mystique - a cookie that defies all logic and reason.
**Disclaimer:** The Whisker Wizard Simulation is not responsible for any cookie addiction, whisker breakage, or spontaneous combustion.