Meet Whiskerface, the Feline of Steel

Whiskerface is a 5-year-old cat with a penchant for world domination. His favorite color is neon pink, his favorite food is tuna, and his favorite hobby is staring at walls.

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Here is a list of Whiskerface's many talents:

• Stealthy ninja training
• Fur-ious debate team captain
• Expert wall-staring

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Here is Whiskerface's daily schedule:

• 6am: Wake up, stretch, and demand breakfast
• 9am: Nap
• 12pm: Lunch (tuna only)
• 3pm: Wall-staring session
• 6pm: Dinner (tuna only)
• 9pm: More wall-staring
• 11pm: Sleep (only after plotting world domination)

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Here are a few of Whiskerface's most famous quotes:

• 'I will not be silenced, I will not be ignored.'
• 'Tuna is the answer to every question.'
• 'I am a cat, hear me roar.'

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Whiskerface is a serious business cat. He has a team of highly trained feline operatives, each with their own unique skillset.

• Furry Jenkins: Stealth expert and ninja-in-training
• Meowzart: Expert hacker and codebreaker
• Sir Purrbles: Highly trained accountant and financial analyst

Each agent has their own unique skills and abilities, but they all share one thing in common: they are loyal only to Whiskerface.

• Furry Jenkins: Can blend into walls
• Meowzart: Can hack into any computer system
• Sir Purrbles: Can balance the books

Whiskerface's support staff is made up of highly trained feline assistants, each with their own unique skills and abilities.

• Luna the Lurker: Can lurk in the shadows and gather intel
• Sparky the Spyder: Can hack into any computer system
• Mittens the Mover: Can move objects with her mind

Furry Jenkins is a highly trained feline operative with expertise in stealth and deception.

• Can blend into walls and become invisible
• Can hack into any computer system
• Can climb up sheer walls

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Furry Jenkins undergoes rigorous training to hone his stealth skills.

• Sneaking up to the 3rd floor
• Hiding from Spot the Dog
• Solving catnip puzzles

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The Stealth Agents' Union is a union for all feline operatives who have undergone stealth training.

• Requires a minimum of 3 years of stealth training
• Has a strict code of silence
• Requires a love of tuna

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The Stealth Agents' Union is a union for all feline operatives who have undergone stealth training.

• Requires a minimum of 3 years of stealth training
• Has a strict code of silence
• Requires a love of tuna

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The Stealth Agents' Union has a strict set of rules and regulations that all members must follow.

• No talking about missions in public
• No eating of the client's catnip
• No using the laser pointer as a weapon

Penalties for Breaking the Rules

Breaking any of the rules will result in penalties.

• 1st offense: Verbal warning
• 2nd offense: Suspension for 1 week without pay
• 3rd offense: Termination of employment

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The termination procedure is a formal process that must be followed in all cases.

• Step 1: Written warning
• Step 2: Review of performance
• Step 3: Termination of employment

Termination of employment is a formal process that must be followed in all cases.

• Step 1: Written warning
• Step 2: Review of performance
• Step 3: Termination of employment

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