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Welcome to Pendulum Panic, where our team of expertly trained therapists will guide you through the wild world of Pendulum-related trauma.
Caused by a rogue pendulum swinging wildly out of control, our clients have reported feelings of:
Don't worry, we've got just the prescription for you: a healthy dose of reality.
Click here for more information on our Pendulum Recovery program.
Or, if you're feeling brave, click here for our Pendulum Exorcism package.